Friday, December 4, 2009

Ruby-Spears: Terror of the Seven Seas

Guest Starring: Bomb Man and Elec Man, with Guts Man and Cut Man there as well, it's a Mega Man 1 reunion!

Plot Synopsis
Wily has been going around stealing US Navy battleships for unknown reasons, so Mega Man and Dr. Light are out trying to find him. Wily attacks the vessel they are on, and Mega Man gets blasted with Elec Beam (which we all know how super effective that is) and Roll gets knocked overboard. With the battleship stolen, Mega Man has to get repaired by Dr. Light.

Later, Wily emerges with the fucking death star of pirate ship fortress thingies as he's taken all 6 stolen US ships and merged them into a giant fortress of pain! Roll however, sneaks on board and gets the schematics to Dr. Light and Mega Man. Dr. Light figures out the fortress has a weak point, but Mega Man doesn't have enough Plasma Power to take it down. So what does Mega Man do? He challenges Proto Man into a fist fight! Fuck yes!

Mega Man knocks Proto Man the fuck out, takes his weapon (also awesome) and blasts the fortresses weak point. Mega Man tells Proto Man to come with him, but Proto Man says he's just programmed for the bad side. They go their separate ways as the fortress has the shittiest looking explosion ever. I'm serious, it looks like it teleports off-screen then we hear some explosion sound effects, fuck, put some damn effort into it! Anyway, the day is saved and the US military is out several billion dollars, fantastic...

Critique
Oh man does Elec Man sound like shit, and if there is one thing obvious about this episode, it's the producers trying to shill out some Mega Man toys with Mega Man's scuba suit thing. That said, there isn't a single dull moment this episode, and it packs in a few really awesome moments in it as well. If I had one complaint, it would be that Mega Man stops Elec Man by turning on a fire hose... what the shit? It like touches him for half a second and he's completely disabled! I did find it humorous that Hyper Bomb fucked up Guts Man though.

Rating: Thumbs Up!

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