Ruby-Spears: Night of the Living Monster Bots

Guest Starring: A Sean Connery impersonator!

Plot Synopsis
Here's an episode about a subject Ken Spears and Joe Ruby know nothing about, Film Making! ZING MOTHERFUCKERS! Anyway, the episode starts out with a mummy attacking a small village with the typical mummy buster cannon... wait? Dr. Wily's new plan is to film this monster movie which he will then use as a warning to what will happen if other cities don't pay him ransom. Why not just attack the other cities? Shut up, that's why!

He decides to kidnap movie star Evelen something or other to put her in his movie and she gets hypnotized into a vampire bot, compete with the ability to shoot lasers out of her teeth and turn into a vampire bat-bot. Also, Dr. Light gets turned into a Wear Wolf-bot by getting shot with the original Wear-Wolf bot's claw gun.

Let's see... Mega Man uses a Wear Wolf disguise to get into Dr. Wily's hidden lab where he destroys all the bots which free Dr. Light and Evelen from their curses and then he fights a Frankenstein-Bot. Roll and Dr. Light film Mega Man beating the robots, thus changing the ending to Dr. Wily's movie and saving the day. Sorry if this synopsis is disjointed, but seriously, this episode is fucking insane.

Critique
This episode doesn't have a single section where it makes a lick of sense. First you're laughing at the hilarious over the top English accents, then you laugh at the mummy with the buster cannon, then the vampire fang lasers and etc. This episode does not give you a single second to digest just how stupid the last thing you saw was, because something new really stupid comes up. It's like that scene in Clockwork Orange where the protagonist is strapped to a chair and watches all those images, except instead of trying to reform him, it tries to lower his intelligence by filling him full of nonsense.

This episode is so stupid, so over the top, so nonsensical, it's a masterpiece. Seriously, there is no way this episode could have been made this dumb on accident, could it? I've given this episode a thumbs down, but trust me, it's still a must watch.

Rating: Thumbs Down.